Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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