dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
