check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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