she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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