So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
