I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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