he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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