bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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