I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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