Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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