the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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