Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Let's get the cat blown out
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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