how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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