When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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