Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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