Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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