I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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