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so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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