But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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