I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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