either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You pole danced in your parka.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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