make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
