no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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