is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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