but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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