i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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