So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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