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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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