Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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