I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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