Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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