if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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