Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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