I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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