So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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