yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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