Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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