Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
