fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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