Taylor Swift is so right about you.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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