my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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