i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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