Whoa Z and x make the same sound
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You're like the curious george of whores
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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