If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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