He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is wine microwaveable?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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