The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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