More tranny stories later!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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