Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Everything about him screamed your future.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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