We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
