...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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