you guys were way drunker than both of me
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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