I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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