I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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