he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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