is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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