I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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